"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
12/07/2016 at 09:30 • Filed to: Roadmaster-Previa rules! | 11 | 21 |
So I’ve been trying to sell the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for a couple months now. A few weeks or so ago, Opposaurus made one of his famous photoshops of it. It looks like a Previa mated with a Roadmaster, which frankly looks pretty damn cool. He dared me to include the photochop in the ad, and what can I say, the dude abides.
Insert photo of Roadmaster-Previa here eat shit Kinja you suck.
Well, this morning, I got this email:
That last pic....is that the actual car...?????
It looks different . ..
I like the last pic ....never seen one like that ...can you send a couple more pics...
Of front & a pic of drivers side with door opened....so I get an idea of how it’s set up....
I’m interested .
I salute you, Craigslist user. Both for paying attention, and for being the type of person who would be interested such a bizarre vehicle. I like the cut of your jib. Sorry for getting your hopes up.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 09:37 | 2 |
Jake’s probably already made an offer. I’ll double it. $2.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 09:38 | 2 |
O man, if only I had the time we could have fun with this guy
shop-teacher
> OPPOsaurus WRX
12/07/2016 at 09:40 | 0 |
I already told him it was a photoshop.
shop-teacher
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/07/2016 at 09:41 | 0 |
Somebody else here offered me their entire paycheck, I think it was something like $128 and change.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 09:45 | 0 |
Can you post the pic in a reply?
shop-teacher
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/07/2016 at 09:47 | 1 |
Good idea, but it didn’t work. I’m not even on mobil.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 09:54 | 5 |
are you on exxon? shell perhaps?
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 09:55 | 2 |
Fine. If you’re going to play hardball, $129
Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/07/2016 at 09:56 | 3 |
Shit. I’m out.
shop-teacher
> Clown Shoe Pilot
12/07/2016 at 10:04 | 0 |
HAHA! Whoops ...
I’m more of a Gilmore Oil kind of guy.
shop-teacher
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/07/2016 at 10:06 | 1 |
Tempting ... wait ... no, it’s not :p
MonkeePuzzle
> Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/07/2016 at 10:17 | 3 |
this appears to be the picture in question
I hoon, therefore I am
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 10:35 | 0 |
It’s a damn shame you’re so far away. I’d buy it for parts at the very least, if shipping wasn’t $1k.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 10:38 | 0 |
I’ve seen a municipal worker make the same mistake for a half a decade.
I used to live in Dallas. The HQ for Mobil has been in Dallas for a long time, even before the merger w/ Exxon. The Mobil pegasus has been adopted as a symbol for the whole city - that’s how long it’s been there. Mobil is entrenched.
Anyway, some city worker was once upon a time tasked with creating a sticker to give to holders of a non-fixed tire repair business permit. I once saw a truck with 6-7 consective years’ worth of “City of Dallas Mobil Tire Repair Permit” stickers affixed. Truly, a “change the color, increment the year, print another batch!” operation.
Related anecdote - Now I live in the Austin area. The county courthouse nearest my house also has a tax office in it, so I go there from time to time to transfer vehicle titles, etc. It’s also the location for early voting. On the outside of the door to one of the courtrooms, there is a paper sign that admonishes people to “check in with the clerk before enter the courtroom”. I corrected the sign in pen (I added “ing” to the end of “enter”) 2 YEARS ago. It’s a really crappy looking correction. IT’S STILL THERE as of a week ago.
HammerheadFistpunch
> shop-teacher
12/07/2016 at 11:03 | 3 |
Who wouldn’t want it?!
shop-teacher
> I hoon, therefore I am
12/07/2016 at 11:17 | 0 |
Dang infernal geography.
shop-teacher
> MonkeePuzzle
12/07/2016 at 11:17 | 0 |
Yep. That’s the one.
shop-teacher
> Clown Shoe Pilot
12/07/2016 at 11:19 | 0 |
WOW! That is some supreme laziness.
shop-teacher
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/07/2016 at 11:20 | 1 |
Nobody I would associate with.
Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/07/2016 at 11:36 | 0 |
Needs fulltime 4wd and much cladding. Raise 3.5 in and apply knobbies. Flare fenders. There will be much joy in whoville.
CyborgAdaLovelace
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/12/2016 at 13:40 | 0 |
I have the weirdest boner right now...